Internet Hate Machine

whenever im depressed about life, when ive lost hope in humanity, i turn to the internet to rejuvenate my faith in the common man. also the internet has porn.

and when im not rejuvenating (one way or the other) i enjoy to watch youtube clips, so much so that i made my own account. after a long time i finally summoned the courage to make a video, a terrible, poorly rated video. i took scenes from the red dawn and the intro of two and a half men, mixed them together into a Frankenstein of a video.

a week after i posted the video i stopped checking it, today i noticed that it had a few comments. i find this…

i can rest easy now, everything is resolved. life is happy again. good night everybody.

never save as a .jpeg an then color a picture

tl:dr
http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=PB6iYH9MIkc

Now with a title, BLOG

dear everyone,
I know you all love kanye jokes, i do too. hell ive made over 45 of those jokes today. but this joke is special, we must work together to keep it fresh. so i implore you, please stop making kanye jokes! also tell your unfunny friends to stop! for the love of god please.

that being said,

the song “up-town girls” is about me.

cartoon network has a new thing called “cn real” which is just normal real life tv. i feel ripped off.

i got into playing pokemon again, my grades have already stated to decline.

I keep putting sunflower seeds into my water cup. damn it to hell.

derek said that if i was a “king of the hill charater, i would be hank. That was the nicest thing he ever said to me.

one day when i went to give palsma, they where playing “final fantasy advent children” on the tv. even i thought that was gay.

well thats it, thanks for…

“Hey, Wesley
I’m happy for ya, and I’m gonna let you finish but KYLE is the best blogger of all time!”

td:dr i watched the actual kanye video, not as funny as i thought it would be.