Holy Honkys

my girlfriend wont stop playing video games. i realize that not many people have that problem, and because its so rare i should feel special. but it still sucks shit nuggets.

every parent that lets their child cry in a public place for more than a minute, deserve a ticket for disturbing the peace.

dear old people,
i know its strange and frighting, but young people have tattoos and piercings. either get use to it or get to dying.
love wesley
(i am fully aware that old people will never see this)

Tattoo Ideas
two words; pokeball nipples.

a tattoo of something i fell very strongly about

and i thought this was cute

i think my job would be alot more fun if target was haunted.

My phone wont hold a charge for more than a day, i’m doomed to have dump-tastic phones.

there is an old lady at target that will always give me glasses cleaner, she always slips them into my hand as if its some sort of secret. i like to think she is slipping me top-secret documents. im like a more sweaty james bond.

there is nothing to eat in my apartment. ill have to wait till my girlfriend leaves more food in the fridge.

i just beat “Ghostbusters the video game” and i can safely say, busting, does indeed, make me feel good.

tl:dr im not really a supporter of the nazi party, like that tattoo joke suggests. im just a silly billy.