gettin drunk and dancing with older black people

i have found that my family can not play any kind of game. when the rules are being explained, no one listens and every body cheats.

so my buddies and me got rock band. we call our selfs the “dick-rippers” or the “ass-rockers”
i like “dick-rippers” better.

my mom thought her cat was dying, because its been hiding and my mom can find her. the only thing wrong with that cat is that it is a cat.

the sound track to the movie “up” sounds alot like “lost”.

tattoo ideas: something with jesus, extra points if his dick is showing.
or super mario as a deity

no matter how much i want to, i cant read unless im at school or on the bus.

i made a “stir-fry-thing” for dinner tonight. no one was impressed.

acceptable places to use the “n-word”:
during meditation
at movie theaters
during the family prayer
with the windows up listening to rap music
during sex (only with white women)
to cover up a fart
^these jokes are ok, i have a black president.

tl:dr i didnt once use the word butt during this blog, im proud of myself. (ass doesnt count)